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In the voice of Sir David Attenborough
“Here we observe an elusive adult male North American Nocturnal Cul-de-sac Tweaker (Homo methicus suburbanus). He approaches the motorcycle with the confidence of a seasoned engineer despite clearly possessing absolutely zero mechanical knowledge, drawn mainly by its shine. To the untrained eye, his unenthusiastic fiddling appears random. To the tweaker, however, each unsuccessful wiggle brings him one step closer to… something. Exactly what remains a mystery, even to him. The motorcycle, meanwhile, remains thoroughly unimpressed.”
Is it yours or his?
I thought it was a saxophone not a motorcycle
Whoops my bad! I feel so stupid for having forgotten that the driveway is where you are supposed to store your very expensive musical instruments (like the saxophone), so that they can get as much exposure to the elements as possible. It is the damn motorcycles, as well as all other motorized small occupancy vehicles, that are the ones that go into those heavy duty hinged cases with the velvet lined interiors that middle and high school aged children carry with them all day around campus. SILLY ME.
Alright, I’m slightly confused because I was under the impression that it belonged to your mother… I could be wrong now, BUT I DON’T THINK SO
I wasn’t even asking you
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Apologies for the rude comments under this username… my kid is pissed at me for grounding him, and he got himself into a bunch of my accounts on my phone and this kinda shit is evidently how he has decided to exact his revenge upon me.
Again, I’m really sorry for all of this, and it will not be happening again!
It’s OK (kids am I right)