Porch pirates(02) are…
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I thought the term " Porch Pirate 
" was for people who steal Amazon packages:package:/Postal 
Deliveries. Anyone else is just a thief.
In your case, you have a porch snooper.
I’m impressed that you have a mini living room on your porch. All you need is a 
. But I think your view is a great substitute.
Only in 
Creep
Ugh 
Get those nikes out of here.